The first thing you have to do is create a ‘development certificate’ by uploading a CSR which then goes into a queue until the account administrator (me in this case) approves the request. Unfortunately the approval process appears to be broken at the moment.

The next step would be to create an App ID, but unfortunately that is equally as broken.

I’m guessing this is a result of a provisioning problem or server failure on Apples end. Hopefully it will work itself out soon.